June 2012
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Listening to Wavves and studying. I wish I had chocolate.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
goodbyedrifter:
need a female friend who will make an effort with me 24 hours a day to do dumb shit like smoke weed together in my room, watch bad reality tv shows, adventures, drug fuelled dnms, and wear matching snuggies. Is that too much to ask for?
Time to get my study on.
Wahh there is no food in the house to keep my mind on task.
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Itunes on shuffle
You Had Me At Hello comes on … *skip*.
Ergh stupid song :(.
Fuck my dreams.
Cocaine:
To dream that you are taking cocaine indicates that you are feeling empty and devoid of emotions. You are looking to get out of your commitments or denying your responsibilities. You lack ambition. On a more positive note, the dream may be telling you that you need to be more lively and energetic.
I need cuddles … I want to feel safe.
Having a god awful day happy to finally be back in bed watching burlesque and just being warm.
Dash just died. Going to lay in bed because I am sleep deprived.
