(Source: trembling-in-the-voices, via casanovacrisis)
Listening to Wavves and studying.
I wish I had chocolate.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
need a female friend who will make an effort with me 24 hours a day to do dumb shit like smoke weed together in my room, watch bad reality tv shows, adventures, drug fuelled dnms, and wear matching snuggies. Is that too much to ask for?
